Tiger Woods and The Quest For The Magic Green Jacket

Tied for 39th through nine holes in the first round of the 2009 Masters at Augusta, Tiger Woods is clearly going for the come-from-behind-and-throw-everyone-into-a-writhing-state-of-golf-induced-awe approach.

Above, Woods silently scolds his ball with a series of aggressive mind bullets to ensure the wretched sphere will never disobey him again. If that doesn't work, there's always this.